Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Hipsters.

No sub-culture since emo has generated quite as much hate as Hipsters. If you're not familiar with what a hipster is, have a glance at www.latfh.com.

Everything has to be fucking ironic when you're a hipster, and nothing can be mainstream. You're a conformist if you indulge in most modern popular pleasures. Hipsters have an irrational superiority complex that leads them to believe they are part of some superior sub-culture that transcends all other sub-cultures, and the majority of the human race. However, when you get down to the core of the issue, it's mostly just pretenious rich kids, with nothing better to do with their time, apart from play synth, and scour 'Good Sammy's' for "Ironic non-conformist items of cloth thread" or some shit like that.

You actually cannot take these people seriously. They are ignorant to the point of insanity. Don't even fucking get me started on the whole fad of vintage either. I cannot stress enough that THINGS THAT WENT OUT OF FASHION IN THE 70'S WENT OUT OF FASHION FOR A REASON.

because it looks fucking stupid.

The attitude of a hipster really makes me grind my teeth though. Cast your mind back 5 years, to the era of the Emo. Now cut the fringe, take away the hair dye, and repair the wrists, burn the clothing, and chuck on a pair of ray bans, and you have a hipster. The contempt a hipster has for the world cannot help but remind you of a filthy emo. The nonchalance is almost sickening.

I'm sick of whinging, so to finish things off, here's a quote from "Unencyclopedia"


"A hipster is a person that tries to be cool by being fucking stupid."

i'm done, fuck you all

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